3 Las Palomas
Orinda CA 94563
18 August XII (1977)
Karina of the Far West, Laurel Queen of Arms,
to the Heralds of the four Kingdoms,
Greetings.
I appear at last to have a workable procedure
for the processing of applications. I look over the submitting
Herald's letter of intent, comparing the blazons listed there
with those in the applications and with the emblazons, and making
minor changes if necessary. I read the comments from the other
Kingdom Heralds and from Lord Virgule. I check each submission
against the Society Ordinary and against the (unfortunately somewhat
old and limited) copy of Papworth which is available to me.
At this stage I am able to write up my tentative
opinions as to whether each submission should be accepted or rejected,
and I do so on 3x5" cards which are slipped into the application's
file folder. I then bundle up the whole batch of perhaps 200 submissions
and arrange to confer with the Lord Clarion King of Arms. Sometimes
he comes here; sometimes I go to his house. He is currently in
the hospital undergoing treatment for a halfhealed broken
leg, painful for him but ideal for the College: he has very little
to do but give his opinion on device applications. Between
us we decide whether each device is possible or impossible, and
mark the cards accordingly.
The "impossibles" can now be rejected,
and you will find several of them in this letter. They aren't
always that impossible. Sometimes it's a case of "your blazon
was incorrect and/or incomprehensible so the other Herald's haven't
had a fair chance to comment," or "I need the name of
an individual to register this household badge to," or "your
blazon says 'dandelion' and your emblazon shows a Queen Anne's
lace; which do you want?" or "the device will probably
be all right but you can't call yourself "John of Barsoom';
please change your name and resubmit."
The "possibles"that
is, the applications that could be passed for anything Lord Clarion
and I know to the contraryare typed up in a sort of
Laurel's letterofintent and sent to Lord Codex, so
that he can check them against arms registered in the United Kingdom
and trademarks copyrighted in the United States. There is usually
an intermediate stage wherein he writes back asking questions
and correcting our heraldic vocabulary. (Lord Codex does this
sort of thing for a living.)
When he sends them back, anything he's passed
I can pass. We can type up the letter, draw the pictures, photocopy
it and send it out.
Of the last batch of several dozen Lord
Codex rejected two for being identical to registered arms, two
for being almost identical, one for a violation of tincture (my
fault; I wrote it up wrong) and one for putting a charge on something
that isn't supposed to be charged. The rest were passed. It's
not a bad ratio.
Our percentages on the Kingdom level are
improving too; of the current bundle, there are fifteen rejections
(in this letter) and seventyone possibles gone to Lord Codex.
There have been days when of a given Kingdom's submissions I had
to reject twothirds outright.
When the College of Arms was first established,
it was assumed that it would be no more than a central registry
office; that the essential checking, correcting and rejecting
would all be done at the Kingdom level and everything submitted
to this office would be ready to be accepted. How I wish it could
have worked out that way.
The following are rejected.
RETURNS
FROM THE KINGDOM OF THE WEST:
Agmund Hidölfson.
Conflicts with Drummond of Kinteith, 1877. Lord Finnvarr de Taahe
has kindly waived all objections to the similarity to his
arms, but there's not much we can do about Drummond.
Cristina Guiliana dell'Onda.
Conflicts with Godwin, Dorset, 1741, which has the same except
per pale sable and azure.
Harold of Warrington.
Conflicts with Losh (Papworth, p. 909) and Ross (Papworth, p.
917).
Kahina Dhabiya (alLailat).
device. Lord Breakstone informs me that the hand charged with
the eye is an occult or magical symbol, not suitable for heraldry.
A Lailat is a succubus, and thus nonhuman. Do not use as
a surname.
Lyonesse, Canton.
I regard Lyonesse as quasihistorical, as real as Narnia
or Cornwall; it may be used in personal names but not branch names.
Scellanus of Skye.
Lord Virgule reports that there is a cartoon character called
"Scully the SeaDog." The device is attractive;
alter name.
Tamsin of the Raven Tresses.
Conflicts with Imperial Japanese emblem of the Rising Sun. Your
local herald ought to know better.
Thomas the Incomplete.
Flaunches are always borne in pairs. Try a bend or fess couped
at one or both ends.
FROM THE KINGDOM OF ATENVELDT:
Academy of Celtic Sciences, Bjørnsburg.
Their blazon is incorrect and I am unable to come up with a correct
one. The design is lovely, but it isn't a gurges and I don't know
how to describe it in heraldic language.
Gwynnedd ap Gwynnedd yr Arvon.
The name is all right, but the device as it was submitted is a
little too much like a 19thcentury landscape painting with
wild life. Reduce to one hillock and alter it from vert to a metal,
or remove it entirely. It would be so much nicer with only the
hart and the decrescent.
FROM THE KINGDOM OF THE EAST:
Andrea de Vulpes.
Conflicts with Wales.
Morgana de Gormenghast.
Conflicts with Hammil (Papworth, p. 990). "De" with
the name of a castle implies ownership or at least a familial
relation to the owner, which in this case is the Earl of Groan.
The name Morgana, taken with the mullet voided, implies magic.
"Morgana de Somethingelse" with an acceptable device
would be all right.
Myrrphye of Southeshyrre.
I'm afraid this is too close to almost every cat we have. Try
it in a markedly different position.
Steven Red Cloak.
Conflicts with Burton, Purpure, a cross engrailed Or between four
roses argent leaved vert, a crescent for difference (Papworth).
Vardak of Iloi,
badge as VicarGeneral of Østgardr. Conflicts with
Ellen Cross Quills. Almost all the quills we have are argent on
azure. Could you use a different field? What are the duties of
the VicarGeneral??
I remain at your service,
(Laurel seal) Karina of the Far West
Laurel Queen of Arms
KFW:dcm
cc: Steward
Clarion
Codex
Virgule
POSTSCRIPTUM: By a clerical error, two names
were switched in my acceptances of 11 August. On page 1 read "Anna
McAyre of Gorabh" for "Anne de Villanova", and
on page 2 read "Anne . . ." for "Anna . . ."
I regret the error.
KFW